(A new entry in this series of poetry, composed of actual messages caught in my spam filter, then formatted poetically, in an attempt to add some understanding to the gibberish language of the original spam. All words and punctuation are left intact. Formatting as poetry is the only change I have made)
Four
I needed to draft you
one bit of note
to finally say
thank you
once again
for those pleasing knowledge you have featured above.
It is
certainly
strangely open-handed of you
to deliver publicly all
a number of people
would’ve offered for an ebook
to help make some profit on their own,
primarily
now that you might have done it if you ever decided.
Those advice
as well acted
like the great way
to fully grasp
that other people online
have the identical interest
just like my very own
to realize more pertaining to this issue.
I believe
there are millions of more
pleasurable times
up front
for individuals
who examine your website.
I love what you do with spam!
Might as well do something with it, rather than just toss it away…
It is so funny.
That may be the best side of SPAM I’ve ever been served.
Thanks! I’m glad you enjoyed it.
This is the work of brilliance! I would love to see what your could do with my pile of junk mail sitting on my desk.
Lol, many of these phrases are a little familiar.
Send ‘em my way… my spam folder has been kind of dry lately.
The use of symbolism was brilliantly subtle. I almost didn’t catch it.